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Poser

Someone who represents something they're not in everyday life.
1) George W Bush is a poser, he's from Connecticut and poses as a Texas boy.

2) The midget behind the counter calling the soccer dad a suburban geek was from suburban Philly himself, which made him both a poser and a hypocrite. He was one of the hypocrites who thought everybody wasn't a hypocrite, especially himself.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019
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Poser

People who pretend to skate or have a skateboard but just carry it around most of the time girls but wearing skate clothes like thrasher or Santa Cruz
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Plover mother

Parents that never control their kids and then blame or attack others if they're hurt or in trouble. ( plovers are an Australian bird who let their chicks roam freely and violently swoop anyone that comes near)
This kid just ran straight into me and his crazy plover mother started screaming at me like I'd hurt him deliberately.
by Dutchy70 September 12, 2019
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Poser Poor

A person who lies to collects welfare, free food, and free medical insurance while they actually are making more money then you. Poser poor are the people who go to food pantries so they can afford to get a new pool, jewelry, and expensive dinners.
I can’t believe they are poser poor.
by Booooomerrr! October 1, 2019
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poser

that one kid who says that they skate while they use a penny board or ripstik, if they even use something at all, while still pretending to be a pro skater dude.
*enters zumiez*
customer: “where is the penny board section?”
employee: “oh the poser section is that way.”
by bequeef October 30, 2019
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Poder

Pordan! Don’t forget to shake your poder after you tinkle so you don’t get tinkle on your shorts.
by Loogie Monster March 18, 2020
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Poker Pencil

A player who falls down apart after even being slightly tilted, like a pencil.
Damn that dude is literally punting his entire stack after losing one hand, what a poker pencil.
by Armkap June 6, 2020
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