post-rational

Clinging to a belief that was once rational but current circumstances have rendered irrational.

At the Democratic National Convention, some Hillary supporters clung to the post-rational belief that Hillary could be the Democratic nominee.

by Jayrosh August 27, 2008

Post Malone

An over-rated, white, homeless-looking boy with bad facial tattoos* whose signature music style is to sing as if he is whining, in the same tune, over and over again.

*He has admitted in interviews that he got his facial tattoos because he wanted to piss off his mommy.

Girl: Who is that guy whining on the radio?
Guy: Oh, that's just Post Malone, he will be whining for a while- Please feel free to change the station.

by Cthulhuhoop October 30, 2018

post up

to make your presence known. Could be done while getting a photo taken, waiting for a bus, or simply hanging out. Usually done by standing straight up and grilling.

What do you say we get some chairs, sit in the middle of the mall, and just post up?

by JT Dollar Sign December 20, 2003

Simp Post

Usually when someone posts something on social media being vulnerable about themselves. It reveals a soft spot about the person that is sappy or embarrasingly sweet. Can be used in a romantically, platonically, or for your family.

Person one: Did you see Jessica's post about her best friends all going to different colleges after graduation?
Person two: Yeah man, it was so long. What a simp post!

by andimak2639 March 18, 2020

Post-Scary

Used to describe a movie of the horror genre that isn't scary until you leave the theater. Thinking about it when you are lying in bed or home alone at night brings fear and anticipation.

Victim in bed: That wasn't a scary movie.... Monster looked like shit.
*Bump in the night*
Victim in bed: Okay... it was Post-Scary. I'm gonna die....

by Combat_Boots March 11, 2012

Oops Post

A post that you make in a thread that you didn't intend to make or just look horrible and you go to delete/edit it really fast.

Johnny made an oops post in Introduction and then edited it to say something else.

by Deathspawn February 01, 2010

post up

A basketball term in which an offensive player pushes his ass into a defender in hopes to push the defender backwards. The goal is to get closer to the hoop and get a basket.

He better post up against lebron if you want to make a basket

by Naturecamper July 11, 2016