Alaskan penguin

when a man puts his ballsack inside a woman's booty during intercourse.

Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.

by Tutorman January 08, 2019

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cameolt penguin

a really dirty looking irish slut

bob: dude look at lulu today isn't she hot!
John: nah she looks pretty ugly. i'd rather fuck those cameolt penguins over there..

by ras elias May 05, 2009

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penguin water

Lube/oil, typically used for sex

I feel like penguin water makes sex more enjoyable

by SimplyPerk April 14, 2022

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Penguin <3

A cute ass human with a cute ass face and can attract any girl he wants
Penguin is super good with relashionships and he usually has a very strong one with girls with the letter z at the start of their names

Penguin <3 : Just stands there*
Girls with Z names: faint*

by Bananaboatdoodoodoodoodoo December 14, 2021

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A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

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