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penguindabber

penguindabber (that's me) is a skinseed user who has been unfairly banned MANY times for shitposting. he may be one of the funniest skinseeders alive.
based person: penguindabber is based
cringe person: he deserved to be banned
by 👨🏻‍🎓 October 17, 2020
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Penguin Defence Force (PDF)

The Penguin Defense Force (PDF) is a highly-skilled aquatic warfare unit created during the Falklands war of 1982. The unit mainly consisted of a small group of elite operators trained by British Royal Marines.

The Original Role of the PDF was to defend the Falkland Islands alongside the Britsh Troops during the 10-week conflict between British and Argentinian Troops. This unit of men now no longer exists, although members can still be found to this day
"Shall we push forward? "

"No, let's wait for the Penguin Defence Force (PDF) to clear the shores!"
by Writer098787976 February 12, 2021
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Huge Glizzy Penguin

A penguin with the FATTEST most GORGEOUS glizzy shlong in the entire planet of king kong. If you mess with the Glizzy Pingu, you gonna get folded. A person named Gryshon is not a Penguin.
"Hey!!! Look at that Penguin with that fat glizzy, he gonna fold you tight if you make him mad"
"Go get a glizzy Penguin!!!!!"
"Oh my goshhh, give me that huge glizzy Penguin poo"
by big daddy penguin August 20, 2021
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penquish

1. penquish - To put on that penguin suit, or generally dress up.
2. penquish with - decorate, dress something.

The opposites have prefix dis- (dispenquish -)
1. Penquish yourself laddy.
2. I penquished my perambulator with posters.
by Triga March 29, 2004
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Pengu

A species with an infectious laugh stemming it's roots from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Pengu's are rare in existence with currently only one found occasionally roaming British Columbia Canada. Once spotted at Tap House and Rogers arena, Pengu's can turn a frown upside down with just one small meep meep laugh.
Meep Meep, Beep Beep, Pengu's in the house! #redlight
by ShiftGear January 19, 2019
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Pengus

A being that is known in nose culture and worshipped for it's great teachings. It is depicted as a giant floating nose and is only called upon by it's loyal followers
In the great prophet's telling of 'The Penible' Pengus appears before a weak nosed man and grants him his wish of a stronger nose.
by Unstoppable Rex June 28, 2019
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Kinder pingui

Similar to normal blowjob, however for classic version of Kinder Pingui receiver must be white. Dick is covered with shit, as well as l, there is shit stuck in urethra (looks like Kinder Pingui bar). Can happen after anal sex. Popular in Alabama.
"-Oh man, I've tried ass-to-mouth wih Cindy last night. She did it even when my dick was all in her shit. Some even stuck in my pee hole!
-Haha! Nice man! You gave her nice Kinder Pingui! She must loved it!"
by Grandol August 24, 2021
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