slapping the panda 

This is when you are mouth fucking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you fuck so hard that your balls hit their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. Before you cum you pull out and slap you cock across their face while you cum, painting their face white.

Two nights ago I hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.

slapping the panda by Localbuzz December 26, 2014

hot panda s3x

Nasty, hot dirty sex with panda's.

God, I could go for some hot panda s3x right now.

hot panda s3x by Mystery22 April 27, 2006

Shad Panda

The state of being unhappy, without cause for happiness.

I can't seem to be any good in bed, I'm a shad panda.

Shad Panda by AliceIn Wonderland September 18, 2003

the Panda song 

Originally from Sifl and Ollie, it is a song about, well, pandas. There is an online video of it.

Here's famous lyrics -

"The pandas are coming, they'll rip your ass to shreds!"
"What kind of camoflage is this? Black and white? Hiding in an oreo factory maybe?"

That's the Panda song.

the Panda song by Toee August 28, 2006

Lazy panda 

Somone that is Shitting and vomiting at the same time on the toilet.

Stacy got food poisoning and is totally is a lazy panda

Lazy panda by Nindmcnin June 4, 2015

Dirty Panda

Dirty Panda is when you continue to hump someone’s butt and you moan like a Panda. You then cum your partner and start getting real dirty. Let’s not get into too much details ;)

“Dang, I wish I was her. She is such a dirty panda.”

Dirty Panda by IdontNeedANameNow May 11, 2020

pre-panda 

A shortcut for referring to the time pre-covid19 pandemic. Probably offensive, because it kind of makes a sort of happy sounding phrase when millions died, the economy crashed, etc. Use cautiously.

The last time I drank a beer in a bar was around a month pre-panda.

pre-panda by jdginstagramz July 7, 2021