pumpkin

the shittiest most shitty shitter out there, pumpkins are (lowkey funny) bullies who will fuck your dog and leave you heartbroken

person a: ew is that pumpkin? such a bitch
person b: i would never want to be friends with a pumpkin

by Alexoncearmy December 27, 2022

Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin

Modified Eiffel Tower while male receiving oral is taking a dump.

After Todd’s morning coffee he had to move the Eiffel Tower to the bathroom for a Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin.

by ToDDONUTS February 17, 2023

pumpkin guts

that one pornhub video where the guy sticks his dick inside a pumpkin and his step sis is all like omg you saved it for me??! you know how much i loove the seeds ;)) then the mom is like grgrgrrrrrr then he fucks her while hiding behijnd a couch wowza

my favorite porn hub video is that pumpkin guts one

by nuerdle February 20, 2023

Pumpkin Puss

When the vulva's labia minora are concealed, thus leaving the plump labia majora sitting like the curves of a pumpkin.

I love when my girl shows me her pumpkin puss, then opens it slowly like a flower.

by WhatsGoodnYaDog March 4, 2023

Plumping a chubby

1)A woman who is so attractive that every man looking is arroused to the point of having an errection.

2)Getting a man arrosed by rubbing and stroking his penis.

2)Erotic thoughts that arouse a man enough that he gets an errection.

Man it's been so long since my girlfriend and I have had sex, Im plumping a chubby just thinking about it.

Now that girl is what I call a chubby plumper.

by B1BrealBu May 3, 2023

Pumpkin Eye Brawl

The biggest letdown in the history of Humanity

Person 1: “I bought Pumpkin Eye Brawl yesterday, I can’t wait to see him in game, he’ll look so cool!”
Persons 2 and 3: “So how do we tell him?”

by IamBW May 14, 2023

Pumpkin parkouring

Using the irregular and random placement generation of pumpkins on the surface to complete slightly difficult jumps in an attempt to make them fall and waste time jumping back on top of the pumpkin

He’s pumpkin parkouring

by Minecraft addict July 19, 2023