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Wooden Plank

The opposite of nimble. Normally this term is used in sports.
Teammate 1: That guy lost the ball as soon as we passed it to him wtf
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again
by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024
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MANGO PHONK

Me: *Listens to MANGO PHONK"
Me: Boii this is tuff 🍷🗿
by WOCKTOPOLAND October 14, 2024
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Polly Plankhead

An insult given of a female who one seems doesn't get the 'big picture'.
I have one name for her, Polly Plankhead.
by BlackRose52 December 19, 2024
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Brazillian Phonk

Little timmy: IM LISTENING TO BRAZILLIAN PHONK. I'm so sigma

Little jimmy: see? This is why you're adopted
by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
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anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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Brazilian phonk

fictional subgenre of phonk popularised by 9 year old wannabe sigma kids on youtube shorts.
Wait? What the hell is a funk carioca???? I thought it was called Brazilian phonk!
by THROWAWAY88888 February 13, 2026
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