Wooden Plank

The opposite of nimble. Normally this term is used in sports.

Teammate 1: That guy lost the ball as soon as we passed it to him wtf
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again

by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024

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MANGO PHONK

A W Phonk song

Me: *Listens to MANGO PHONK"
Me: Boii this is tuff 🍷🗿

by WOCKTOPOLAND October 14, 2024

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Polly Plankhead

An insult given of a female who one seems doesn't get the 'big picture'.

I have one name for her, Polly Plankhead.

by BlackRose52 December 19, 2024

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Brazillian Phonk

Utterly Hot fucking garbage excuse for "phonk"

Little timmy: IM LISTENING TO BRAZILLIAN PHONK. I'm so sigma

Little jimmy: see? This is why you're adopted

by PalistanBall December 29, 2024

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Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

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anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

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