Bear Pleasurable

"With the incredible magic of the pretty bear, you too will be the best friend like a lot of many people all over the world."

Thus reads a chinese lunch-box, entitled "Bear Pleasurable." It has a picture of a teddy bear on it.

Kevin Zhang's "Bear Pleasurable" lunchbox was an endlesssource of entertainment

by Odin1i February 20, 2009

John Pleaser Purple Dick

When you tie a string around your penis so tight i turns purple and have oral sex and when your going to blow you insert it analy to your partner and losen the string so a massive jet of cum pleases her/him.

my girlfriend made me give her a john pleaser purple dick.

by rainbow_splasher February 28, 2011

um yes please

When yummy is ready

Mom; Heskeboy your dinner is ready!
Heskeboy: um yes please um no please

by lilyungcylinder September 24, 2018

Gurl, please!

What you say to your friend when she's not being rational.

"wahwahwahkikikiki sistake."

"Gurl, please!"

by b.f.e.i.t.w.w. March 29, 2013

pleasure stick

a long, ribbed, undulating, pulsating stck of stinky rubber

"all the the cow wanted was my quivering 10 inch pleasure stick"

by mr pleasure stick April 9, 2007

Please

A word often said in a deep voice, by the manager of the Lee Wood hotel in Buxton.

"Now come on, please"

by biggarethhouse March 31, 2004

ninja please

like nigga please, but for slick folk.
means i don't think so

"you think that chick is hot?ninja, please!"

by jilldo December 27, 2003