Palmed Controller

A video game controller that is rather warm and has excess amounts of sweat, dead skin, and residue from any food, such as Doritos, that had been previously eaten

Guy 1: Hey can I play Mario?
Guy 2: Sure but the other controller is a palmed controller
Guy 1: Aw man this one has Macaroni on it!

by Sdale June 22, 2011

palmroasting

Masturbation (unisex). Not to be confused with Palmfrying, which is similar but NOT TALKING ABOUT THE ELEVATOR.

-"guys, I'm so embarrassed...my mom walked in on me today...PALMROASTING!" "oh man! What'd you do!?" "I just kept going..."
-"Palmroasting sons-a-bitches..." (said in your best Clint Eastwood impression)
-"I'M TALKIN ABOUT THE ELEVATOR!..."
-"I was palmroasting last night...I used too much vegetable oil and it ended up being palmfrying..."

by TOTHEBASE February 25, 2014

palmer high

a school for basic ass hoes who suck guys dicks for gas money

palmer high "where the girls legs spred faster then rumors

by sss33isabel dafe February 17, 2017

Palmyra

Palmyra, a small rural town located in Nebraska, has a law that states all homes must have 3 broken down cars in their driveway. The people in Palmyra are all druggies and alcoholics who can’t escape their high school glory days.

Steve: Ah Fuck, we play in Palmyra tonight.

Mitch: I’m sure all the 50 year olds will heckle us when we win.

by Panko123 June 8, 2018

Palmer

A person who’s mother is a Spanish as tacos, and the father is as white as the Kardashian’s.

I get bullied for being a Palmer.

by Daddy kadden March 21, 2019

Palmed throbbery

Masterbating

His missus caught him bang to rights committing palmed throbbery in the shed! He was sentenced to a year of being the laughingstock of the boozer.

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Palmering

Acting like you are helping someone or doing something about a situation, but in reality you aren’t doing anything but making things much worse.

Quit Palmering around and do something!

by Lukegxi May 28, 2020