Old Faithful

The act of utilizing chewable breath mints and diet soft drink to produce a violent eruption of carbonated water from a vagina. Useful in retrieving items jammed up against cervix during the practice of cannon fodder.

I jammed Mentos and Diet Sprite up her cunt to get her to do an Old Faithful.

by Profane Urbane November 7, 2010

OLD PICKLE

A person that does not take care of there responsibilies. A lazy no good SOB.

How come he dosent give his baby mama some money for his kid. He's an old pickle..

by New pickle November 2, 2004

old fart

a old fart is these 2 things:

1.old(duh)

2.a bitch

Me: Stop being an old fart!!!

Old Fart: Sorry.

by Old Fart Inc. December 28, 2005

old tart

Wretched old quim who worbles around in a knackered tan shoe. Lugging blue rinse and forever wearing kaftans. Suffers from cankles and loves to jig to a war time waltz

Look at that old tart over there!

Who Mrs Matthews?

Yeah, she looks like a tired old goat doesn't she?

I'd say more of a knackered old tart.

by songs of phrase May 16, 2014

old man

A person in their 30's and up that's found in Teen chatrooms, to see if they can get their flat wanker up.

Women:"Damnit Bob, stop masturbating to teenage pictures in chatrooms!"
Man:"BITCH! Atleast it makes me excited unlike you in the sack!"

by calvinownsj00 June 6, 2005

old maid

The modern-day word, Lesbian was a no-no, and can be a sub set of this word and Spinster.

She's an old maid who was never interested in men.

by Furb April 17, 2006

Old Fashion

The Syrup at ihop named old fashion. The MLC Screamo band from Oklahoma made a hand signal named the "old fashion" by putting your hand behind your head but not on your head. It was created by just messing around at ihop on a late friday night. They use the old fashion in a hand shake, throwing stuff and just a simple wave of the old fashion. You must yell out "Old Fashion" when doing the old fashion.

I can I get a Old Fashion hand shake

by MLCFC September 7, 2010