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awesome office syndrome

A condition whereas an employee will be so happy about their office that they want to be there more than normal. Some symptoms include: bragging about their desk, chair races, after-hours happy hour at the office, and writing poetry about the immense love for their workspace.
Where is Steve?

He's still at work... has a horrible case of awesome office syndrome. I hope he kicks it so that we can go to the bar on Friday.
by wascrappenin January 5, 2011
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community officer

waste of fucking time and point less park wardons have more power
even 39% of REAL police think that THEY ARE A WASTE OF TIME
by pigs February 18, 2005
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[office ninja]

1. A code name (like "code monkey") for people that are sneeky, creative and have brilliant ideas in the office but these ideas are not related in the office directory that he/she works in. 2. An office ninja will secretly take your office suplies while your not knowing it. 3. An office ninja always will have a red stapler.
Bill: hey, Ted did you take my pens? Ted: No, do I look like an "office ninja" to you?
by Brian Luick February 23, 2009
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Official Bullshit

When a person makes something up, or thinks that they are correct, and then proceeds to say that that information is from an official source.
Jim: I'm pretty sure Rob has that condition that causes chronic bad breath. What's that called?

Steve: Oh, that's easy. It's feliculitis.

Jim: Is it really?

Steve: Yeah, I read it in the 17th Edition of Physician's Desk Reference.

Rob: Don't try to use Official Bullshit on us, Steve. It's called Halitosis.
by The Goon Platoon September 19, 2009
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Office Safari

The act of crisscrossing the office, looking in drawers, closets, cabinets, and talking to coworkers, in order to find an item.
Where is that Windows 7 install CD?

I don't know.

Well, time to go on an office safari!
by Jerrylmacdonald November 11, 2009
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office repulsion

Is the healthy state of disgust towards the bullshit and bureaucracy of the office that will save a henchgoon from spending the rest of his/her life crammed into a veal-fattening pen, repeating the same mindless and never-ending routine ad infinitum. When office repulsion gives way to comfort zone laziness: GAME OVER!
Veteran henchgoon: “Could you do something I ask you just once with a smile on your face??”

Newbie temp-henchgoon: “No can do! I need to keep my office repulsion up or I’ll turn into a sad bastard like you and I’ll still be here in twenty years, grinning stupidly and deluding myself into thinking everything is just terrific!”
by Dick K Redcar January 20, 2010
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office administrator

she makes her secretary job seem more important than what it is by calling herself an office administrator
by thetruthhurtslol March 23, 2010
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