poverty phone

a land-line phone lacking the features, quality, and/or visual appeal of most its contemporaries

Dude, this is nice decor and all, but that's totally a poverty phone.

by CD Ron February 27, 2011

Phone Aids

Downloading 3rd party apps , 3rd party jailbreak apps

I keeping downloading 3rd party apps , I’m going to get phone aids .

by Phoneaidshealer November 9, 2017

phone sense

The ability to pick up a phone right before it rings, vibrates, or emits a notification

After hearing a ring once I picked up my phone, I knew I had a little bit of phone sense.

by Xenonn11 February 12, 2014

Phone Blown

A game requiring two people and a phone.
Player 1 calls anyone in their contacts and begins a normal conversation. No lying is allowed.
Player 2 proceeds to go down on Player 1, doing anything in their power (while abstaining from making loud, sexual noises) to disrupt the conversation.
Player 1 wins if they can go 5 minutes without letting their phone partner know what is happening. Likewise, Player 2 wins if the other line discovers the secret.

John: "Are you getting a blow job?!"
Stephen: "You've just been Phone Blown!!"

by brainpills January 21, 2011

PHONE CAPONE

When someone talks a bunch of s*it on the phone but won't do nothing in person

Quit acting like a phone capone and come say it to my face don't hide behind the phone

by Bostongotya June 9, 2018

phone abyss

When your phone is lost to the point of no return, like underneath a seat in a car.

"Dude, I can't find my phone anywhere!"
"Bro, did you check the phone abyss?"

by signalizing July 12, 2013

Plug in the Phone

Sexual position where one partner bends over and plugs in a phone (hence the name). The second partner has an aggressive sexual advance from behind the first partner, sometimes resulting in a dislocated disc in the back.

As a result of the "Plug in the Phone" incident, Pauley had to spend a week in the hospital.

by Mrpgmr October 19, 2014