butt post

The posting of gibberish to Facebook or in an e-mail because your phone is in your pocket and you somehow clicked POST or SEND.

A typical butt post looks like this: "NNNBJJJGHHHTUUYJJHMMBJJGUUTKMMBMMBLLKMNNVHHFGJJGNMB"
Karen checked in at an airport then butt posted fifteen lines of random characters to her status update.
by TheRealAndOnlyChiffonade January 15, 2011
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butt envelope

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.
John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.

Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.
by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019
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Dick Butt

An ingenious creature known to be located in Baghdad, Iraq. Characteristics are as follows : large head, long shaft and a huge double lumped ass. Dick Butt likes to be graffiti'ed on T-Walls through out the Baghdad area. Dick Butt strikes fear into the heart of terrorist and also may help deter EFP attacks.
Dude, WTF is that?
Man, I don't know, but it looks like a dick with a butt with a dick in it's butt.
So, would that be a Dick Butt?
by "KILL" 3RD PLT January 10, 2009
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butt rape

Butt sex with someone who actually doesn't want butt sex. Go figure.
At first Bob was being butt raped by the entire prison, but soon turned into butt love.
by Matt September 04, 2003
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Seymour Butts

a funny-sounding made-up name like Heywod Jablome
My proctologist's name is Dr. Seymour Butts!
by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003
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Katie Butt

One who's butt is great. An eye-catcher that all guys want to grab. A bubble butt that is nicely shaped and a jaw-dropper.
"That butt is wow! It must be a Katie butt."
by danceforlife April 09, 2010
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butt dust

The speckles left on the toilet seat,seen when you get up from taking a dump.

Hay you left butt dust on the toilet seat,get back in the
there and wipe it off.
by OOOO February 25, 2008
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