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friday night loneliness 

It's Friday night and everybody is out partying and you're just sitting on your couch staring into space and wishing someone would at least message you or call etc. I sometimes suffer from Friday night loneliness but thank god for The internet and YouTube.
Are you suffering from Friday Night loneliness? Well go on YouTube and have a YouTube spree.

Backdoor Night 

A night designated for anal sex.
It doesn't happen often, but when backdoor night finally comes around, my wife starts drinking at dinner in preparation for the anal sex.
Backdoor Night by Kosher Joe February 1, 2015

late night flex 

A late night flex is when you decide going to a place in the daytime isn't vibey enough, so you go to that same place but at 2am. Crazy people are usually the only people who partake in such activities.
Turban: Sayin issa late night flex?

Bestie: Where tho

Turban: McDonalds, let's get nuggets with the spicy buffalo sauce

Bestie: Say no more
late night flex by godlikemandoms September 30, 2018

Late night depression 

n. The feeling of depression that arises when pondering over life late at night. Tends to occur when you first begin to resist the feeling of tiredness, often dissipating after overcoming that initial exhaustion.
"I feel bad, I keep complaining to my girlfriend about how much my life sucks."
"Why's it always come up?"
"Stupid late night depression."

ladies of the night 

Women who have sex for money at night are ladies of the night.

prom night

For most teenage guys, a form of adult-approved, school sponsored prostitution in which the guy must spend $500 on flowers, a tuxedo, a limo, booze, and a hotel, dance with his escort in front of teachers and close friends while sporting 3/4 chub the whole night, and listen to awful pop music he could get off the radio for free, for which he is guaranteed to dick an untapped pussywell.

For me, an expensive seduction of my left hand.
prom night by Duke July 9, 2003