Skip to main content

The Murph Scale

a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded
On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome

On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1
by The Brickmeister December 17, 2009
mugGet the The Murph Scale mug.

skull murphy

1.to receive awesome oral sex.

2.to wear a skeleton mask while performing oral sex on you partner.
"that chick go hard, she gave me the ill skull murphy.
by palice October 23, 2012
mugGet the skull murphy mug.
Related Words

sam murphy

A sad prick that hacks gta 5
by Jebend September 18, 2016
mugGet the sam murphy mug.

jess murphy

A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.
Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.
by henryhenryhenderson August 3, 2016
mugGet the jess murphy mug.

brett murphy

Brett Murphy is another word for someone who goes on corn hub all day
Yo man, stop being a Brett Murphy.
by Cornhub user 42069 May 24, 2016
mugGet the brett murphy mug.

kaidence murphy

The most beautiful-est girl you could ever marry especially if she has brownish blondish hair and blue eyes she is quite the catch and anyone would be lucky to have her
by K Murphy February 1, 2017
mugGet the kaidence murphy mug.

colleen murphy

A powerful Irish name. She is calm, humble, loyal till death. If your loyal to her she will bring you luck, wealth, power and happiness. She will steal your heart in many ways. But watch out Karma is her best friend so don't double cross her or all shall rain upon you.
I had a Colleen Murphy walk into my life, and before her my life was a shatter but she put all the pieces back together for me. I got a promotion, I hit it big on the stock market, I bought a beautiful home and beautiful cars Up until I took advantage of her kindness. It's like Karma just watches over her. I ended up getting laid off I had to sell my house I had to sell my cars and I was right back at square one worse off than ever.
by Mr. Hope1970 February 13, 2017
mugGet the colleen murphy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email