Mortemylajensis

The extreme want to know what happens after death. Some may even attemp to temporarily or perminantly end their lives to find out.

"We'll keep her under observation, but I think it's just a case of Mortemylajensis."
"Mortemylajensis is such an odd feeling..."

by CARA July 10, 2015

Mortgage Beer

A nickname for cheap beer, like Natural Light, or Keystone. Cheap beer one resorts to buying when they have a mortgage.

Not anymore, now I drink mortgage beer.

Mortgage beer?

Natty Light.

Ah, gotcha

by Luke5119 October 10, 2015

morthag

Man of war; Man of Triumph

A person that survived countless battles, trials or challenges.

Fantasy like name usually found in games and movies.

All hail Morthag! Our new leader!!
This boy here is a true morthag, surviving this chaotic nuclear war.

by Saradomian October 14, 2016

mortemnesia

The act of announcing the death of someone (usually a celebrity) , and mourning that person before realizing that the person has been dead for many years! The word is a combination of "mortem" and "amnesia."

I didnt think Dave suffered from mortemnesia, but when he told me yesterday how sad he was about the death of Jean Stapleton, I knew he had been infected.

by TommyDC October 9, 2016

Morton handshake

When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*

Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name

by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016

morton mood

Having a "salty" mood

Looks like he's having a morton mood again.

by YoYo09 June 27, 2016

mortalised

To make mortal.

The math book I was referred to gave me a solution which mortalised the math problem I was trying to solve.

by Hector67 June 15, 2016