Nick Manning It

This term originated saturday night, when the poor form of Nick Mann rejected a good looking girl for roots. From here on out the term Nick Manning It can refer to any occasion of poor form; however, mainly referring to occasions involving girls and hand/gobbies/roots.

Nick Manning It can also refer to any time a Scotchy doesn't uphold the ladsy chapter of Scotch College.

Hot Chick: Fancy a fuck?
Some Guy: No.
Later that day...
Sammy C: Did you about hear that one guy, he was Nick Manning It big time.

Not hooking up with your girlfriend after months of dating her whilst going to scotch. - Nick Manning It.

by LolHeFailedBig June 22, 2009

Morning Wood

When a guy wakes up to a hard dick after a long night of sex

Lydia : Good morning Chad last night was amazing thanks for letting me sleep in your bed! (wink)
Chad : No problem sis my wife don't mind sleeping on the couch!
Lydia : Mmm! Looks like you got some Morning Wood!
Chad : Yeah I guess I do we should not waste it!
Lydia : Does Chad want a blowjob?
Chad : Uh Yeah DUH!
Lydia : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Damn Lydia you sure know how to suck! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Chad's Mom : Hey Chad time for breakfast OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!
Chad : Get lost bitch Lydia is taking care of my Morning Wood!
Chad : Mmm! Now time for some sasuage in your ass!
Lydia : Mmm! Breakfast in bed!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Lydia : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Dad : Honey do I hear pig's OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Hey guy's check it out ive got Morning Wood! (wink)
Chad's Mom : O Wow it's so BIG!

Chad's Dad : Damn't Honey quit staring at that guy's Wood!

by SlopNChop December 3, 2018

mooning

thinking of someone you are in love with

"are you still mooning over your man?"

by p12etty July 20, 2008

Morning Jew

The most beautiful sight in the world

I awoke in a tropical paradise and smiled as the first rays of sun beamed through the window and glistened on my Morning Jew...

by W_L March 18, 2010

elliot in the morning

D.J. that broadcasts for the D.C. and Richmond area. He is rumored to have a huge penis.

"That Elliot from Elliot in the morning could satisfy a moose!"

by Craig "big meat" Henderson July 20, 2007

Morning Glory

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.

"Dude, my roommate slept in and didn't give me a ride to work, so I have him a Morning Glory. For some reason, he's really pissed at me right now."

by 1-uptheguy April 9, 2009

eli manning

Opposite of Pat Tillman; self centered, spoiled. Whereas Pat Tillman asked "What can I do for my country?" Eli Manning asks "What can you do for me?" More specifically, Eli Manning asks Daddy to ask you what you can do for Eli.

Pronoun: Better not spoil your son or he'll end up like Eli Manning!

Verb: I'm going to Eli Manning my boss today. Either he obeys my Daddy's orders and gives me a raise or my Daddy will get me another job.

by kyle May 12, 2004