Toes on some peoples feet that are extremely long and narrow, sometimes with large bulky knuckles. Much like that of monkeys, who can actually use their feet like hands to pick things up.
by freegroove May 10, 2009
Get the Monkey Toes mug.Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"
by Gbbrd October 1, 2006
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a white person with pink undertone skin that gets sunburned easily and looks like the red ass of a monkey
by Pink Pig Skinned Honky March 21, 2010
Get the pink monkey mug.Someone who eats like an animal. They chew with their mouth open, crunch loudly, talk with their mouth open, and are completely oblivious that they do it.
by Mikizzle May 1, 2006
Get the crunch monkey mug.Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.
by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006
Get the varnished monkey mug.1. One who flings poop, particularly monkeys.
2. A person who reminds you of number one above.
3. Slang for someone whom you find obnoxious.
There can be a slight modification: "Hung-dung monkey" means the monkey with the big wang is a poop-flinger, for example.
2. A person who reminds you of number one above.
3. Slang for someone whom you find obnoxious.
There can be a slight modification: "Hung-dung monkey" means the monkey with the big wang is a poop-flinger, for example.
by JBFP May 29, 2008
Get the dung monkey mug.A poop that has the consistancy of chillie the next morning after having a long night of drinking. its similer to beer shits but way way way worse.
"Dude Tom, last night was hella crazy and im hung over as shit how do you feel?"
"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.
"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.
by god sammit January 26, 2011
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