midget

a little person who is small below and full.

me- tyler is a midget.
aubret- so is sean

by eerrrr.../ April 21, 2007

punching the midget

the act of masturbation in an extreme form

the other night i was hanging at my crib and had my ho punch the midget

by jimi December 5, 2004

midgina

The vagina of a midget.

A man pulled a midget at a bar, but when they got back to his place he refused to have sex with her. He got out a flesh-light (see lovehoney.com) and said, "Sorry, love, I don't do midgina's."

by emileh May 18, 2008

Midg

1) The nasty crust that forms on the side of a person's lips when they eat Oreos.

2) A wiener that it so small it hurts people's feelings! (A derivative of midget).

That fat chick has midg mouth! I want to punch those crusties off her dirty, greasy face!

Also,

I hit that noob right in the balls... Then I realized that he a midg and I started to cry.

by ScibWriter July 19, 2009

medge

to describe something which has a minty edge

jesus I wish I'd have waited a bit since brushing my teeth to enjoy this delicious & nutritious pint of lambrini, my word it has terrible medge now, tally ho, us girls know to have fun

by uncle knobhead February 6, 2014

midget

a short, uqly, hyper, retarded lukin ho who likesz 2 run around actin tuff n startin shit wit ppl and who likesz 2 luk at quysz naked and take off their clothesz in da middle of da classroom and punch teachersz in da face.. sum1 who needsz 2 qet dey assz beat

"Damnnnn dat bitch isz a midget niqqer"

by [Yo Bitch] December 10, 2007

Pirate Midget Extrodinaire

A person who has the talents of no other. Has a best friend, and is truly lucky to obtain her as one. Wears no eye patch, yet is one who is of a pirate. Is a midget, but not by definition. And most of all, extrodinairy! (Also referred to as PME)

Beckham: Hey there Pirate Midget Extrodinaire!
Pirate Midget Extrodinaire: I am lucky to have you as a best friend, Beckham.

by Peter Pan Loves Beckham December 25, 2008