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Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB)

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”
Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.
by anonymous April 12, 2022
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Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB)

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”
Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.
by anonymous April 12, 2022
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madimoroha

a anime editor that will kill your feelings
“Sad Anya editeverybody crys tiktok: madimoroha
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Maximus

Maximus is a nice boy who enjoys being in large groups of girls. He’s not interested in dating them but genuinely would like to be their friend. He loves watermelon and when he likes something he often says "Object of appeal is so watermelon." While most people named Maximus go by Max, he uses his real name. He’s the short one in the group. He curses a lot and makes jokes that can sometimes or even often offend people, but he never means to upset anyone and is a great friend when you get to know him.
Friend: Maximus curses too much.
Me: He’s very nice though, when you get to know him well.
Friend: Yeah. He just curses and jokes a lot.
by lanie14 May 26, 2022
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Maxime

Maxime is that guy in your school who is very irritable. These French guys make jokes that aren't funny. Some are funny but others are just jerks who look for problem. They are the hated ones from the classroom.
Maxime: Hey want to hear a joke

Student A: Umm No thanks your jokes are cringe

Student B; Just like you max

Everyone: Laughts
by anonymous May 27, 2022
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Maximum Poopitude

The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.
Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."

--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."

--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"
by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022
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Maximus

the supreme or ultimate reality. The Being perfect in power, wisdom, and goodness who is worshipped (as in Judaism, Christianity, Islam, and Hinduism) as creator and ruler of the universe
by iMaximus June 15, 2022
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