maximous16

Professional gooner that makes not safe for work content of minors

Maximous16 is the worst gooner i have ever seen in my life

by that_oneperson____ August 3, 2025

Maximum Assclappage

I finally went to her house & we got into some Maximum Assclappage

I made her cum several times & told her that's what you call "Maximum Assclappage"

by Clappage Hole Destroyer October 2, 2025

Maximo

Maximo is very cute. He is funny. We love joking around. He is a great person to chill with. He enjoys the finer things in life and appreciates the beauty of all women. He is kind, logical and caring.

Me and Maximo met in the lift after class

by maximillion676767 October 20, 2025

Banghitus Maximus

A period of time which occurs after one has smoked an artificial plant called Diesel. The period lasts for 20 minutes and the person under the effect is neither awake nor asleep. Heavy tripping also ensues. Also if you attempt to extinguish the joint you will fail.

-Yo Slaymaster... why are Dbrain and Shutzanu climbing through the walls?
-...Black Sheep Wall... that's why.

The next 25 minutes:
-That will always remain the shittiest experience.
-Yeah let's call it:"ON DIESEL!".
-Or Banghitus Maximus.

by Ciumafaia October 21, 2010

gloateus maximus

An arrogant person who gloats and is cocky to the max.

Sue: I'm going to Disney this weekend!
Aaron: Meh, I have a house in Disney. I mean, it's alright, but I'd rather ski at my place in the alps.
Sue: Don't be a gloateus maximus.

by parkca01 February 23, 2011

Shortimus Maximus

Someone whose height directly affects his/her attitude; because they are short they act like a total DICK-tator; like Napolean or short man's syndrome.

"Oh, sh*t! Here comes the Shortimus Maximus, Emperor of Douche-dom."

by CostumeJinx October 23, 2011

Jummius Maximus

Used to describe a massive wager on a sporting event. A big wager.

The two guys at the bar went Jummius Maximus against the Patriots week 1. What a bunch of morons.

I went Jummius Maximus on Virginia Tech yesterday. God my bank account is suffering.

by Ernesto3 September 12, 2012