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Ava Martin 

A very beautiful, smart, talented girl that has a very lucky boyfriend. He loves her so much and thinks about her every day. This name is what would describe an absolutely amazing person. She has the biggest heart and is so sweet.
"Oh man, I really miss Ava Martin. She is hooooottttttt."
Ava Martin by the.brick May 19, 2020

Thomas Ried Martin 

The coolest HOTTEST kid with the BIGGEST schlong! treats a girl with all the respect a girl can get! will care for her like no one else!
Thomas Ried Martin by themandude December 12, 2010

billy martin

Mediocre "goth" guitarist, who resembles Meryl Streep's skeleton. Performs with pop band, Good Charlotte. Looks very odd indeed. He wears more make up than me, but always boasts his manliness. His body is covered in Nightmare Before Christmas scribbles and other "cult-yet-trendy" flashwork. Saddo.
Don't tell anyone but... I think billy is immortal.
Billy certainly is anorexic.
Eat a sandwhich!
Errr... what gender is Billy anyway?
If Billy goes any further into the closet we will have to start calling him Aslan!
Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's maybelline.

"OMG i just seen his girlf, wot a butter face. Billy have me! I can suck your willy, better than her" -Average Billy Fan.

Doing a Martin 

Fucking a woman from behind and then spunking in her hair
Last night I had some Clunge and her daughter caught me doing a Martin on her
Doing a Martin by Drydockdad January 10, 2015

Patrick Martin 

One who eats the butthole (rim job)
"oh yea he totally patrick martined her"
Patrick Martin by poopdollar August 17, 2011

low key martin

Chuck Brown and Brian Tegeder's beer pong team in Oceanside California.
The Low Key Martins aint nothin to fuck with!
low key martin by Chuck Brown February 12, 2005