High school Marriage

When a couple meets in high school, and married each other.

Johnathan and Chelsy have a high school marriage.

by feb2707 April 15, 2009

marry my dog

to give a boy head

Damn girl you're hot, do you want to marry my dog?

by nicole April 14, 2005

Same-Sex Marriage

Sex in a relationship that, for one reason or another, has degenerated to near nothing. No one in this marriage is getting any except with themselves anymore. Happens after one or both loses interest or gets fed up with the joyless sex of the other. May take years of normal marriage to get to this point usually preceded by a period of sex that feels a lot like wanking anyway. Neither has the balls to admit it or the wherewithall to go out and just cheat on the other to get off. Also characterized to close friends - who couldn't help noticing the chill - as "mature" love.

Fred and Wendy practised same-sex marriage - after almost 20 years of marriage, their sex life was almost non-existent - if it hadn't been for the wanking they secretly indulged privately in, there wouldn't be any at all.

by Luvlos Whadacost March 3, 2011

marred up

when something is all fucked up

My car is all marred up.

by chelmarieee March 31, 2008

Marriage

The Slavery Of Man

When John's Marriage, he had to work long hours, listen to his wife's long boring stories and then do the chores, all while she got drunk on wine and watched Oprah all day long.

by #The_Truth February 25, 2015

Human animal marriage movement

A movement that seeks to promote and make legal for a human to marry an animal.

Support the human animal marriage movement.

by Judge dredd7 October 22, 2011

Marriage

The death of all joy.

An expensive hobby.

Marriage has been known to be the bringer of reality, crushing dreams, and ending your belief in such things as fairy tales and love.

Ahould not be taken lighlty. But sometimes, too often, is just a joke. Not a true commitment, but just another word.

Enter with care, if you dare do so at all.

"Hes leaving, and all my dreams are crushed into pieces, like my heart, on the floor...I suppose theres no such thing as 'Happily every after'...i feel so stupid"

"Oh, girl you sound so cynical!...Let me guess? Your marriage ended ALREADY?"

by XoSnowWhiteXo February 9, 2010