monkey fetish

Someone who hangs upside down and Jack's off and nuts in their own mouth. Especially at kids playgrounds.

Frank I just saw someone monkey fetishizing at the park.

by Dallas cowboys fuck kids March 9, 2019

dice monkey

A derogatory term for a person who wins a strategy game thanks to abnormally good die rolls instead of good strategy. The idea is that the person's ability to play the game is no better than that of a monkey who is trained to roll the dice on cue.

"That's the worst strategy I've ever seen, but this dice monkey keeps rolling high."

by Scott Forster August 4, 2005

screwed monkey

An alcoholic drink made by drinking a 40 of malt liquor down to the top of the label, then pouring in vodka and orange juice (a screwdriver) til it is completely full. Very delicious.

I only drank one screwed monkey and I was messed up for the entire night.

by Drinkmaster January 18, 2006

web monkey

Overworked web producers who make frequent grammar errors.

Those web monkeys at mlsnet.com are always dangling participles.

by Yizhak Finkelstein January 15, 2009

Reverse Monkey Fuck

While hanging from a pull up bar you insert your erect phallus into the anus of a male/female while she/he a fecal nugget is crowning out of the rectum.

She was about to shit while i was doing pull ups so i reverse monkey fucked her

by The Shit Stuffer July 13, 2009

Flying Monkey Shits

self explanatory

Those burritos gave me a terminal case of the flying monkey shits...bathroom is quarantined for the next hour!!

by noseed August 28, 2021

talking ass monkey

(n). One who drones on and on about his/her problems; a non-listener, talks loudly and fast, often very opinionated.

At the cocktail party, the talking ass monkey told me everything I never wanted to know. "What are you, some kind of arrogant talking ass monkey?"

by Dave Hultgren February 23, 2004