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velvet dress lady

A term made by a group of suburban kids in Seattle meaning something that is unfavorable, annoying, unpleasant, or bad in a way that is stupid and non-sensical. Also used to describe something or someone ugly, stupid, gross, or unfashionable.
#1 Jeff: I don't like being talked to like that. Change your tone.
Charlie: Don't be so velvet dress lady, I was just asking for a pencil.

#2 God, her dress fits all wrong, it's so velvet dress lady.
by GrandBezard September 27, 2006
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cat-lady

Woman obsessive of her hundred of cat "children." Can be seen feeding at park feeding ducks and tripping children with her walker.
"Damn, you see that crazy old cat-lady feeding the ducks alka seltzer?"

"Yeah, she's so cool.."
by annie December 27, 2003
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cat lady

an old woman who lives alone with multiple cats and smells of cat urine. the cats' names will often be similar to "FooFoo" or "Mr. Snookums"
"Lets go steal a cat from the cat lady and lynch it"

"Mr. Snookums would you like some tea with that crumpet?"
by Jessuppp September 22, 2005
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white lady

. cocaine, blow, llello
.a caucasion female (no shit sherlock)
. nothin better to do lets hit up the white lady
. that white lady is hott
by blahhh August 16, 2004
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Lady of the Night

A permisquouis girl who enters a man's house after dusk and is out before dawn in an effort to keep her adventurous sex life as private as possible. Better known as an "LOTN" between the boys.
My roommate Zack was Stuffing his lady of the night again last night. I never saw her, but I'm pretty sure she came
by J dangs April 19, 2018
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lads on tour

ghostbur and tommy's official holiday name on the DreamSMP
Look Tommy! We're lads on tour! Can we get some log primes?
by lillypoopyfarts December 4, 2020
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Ladyboys the matinee

Mildly tourettic term used by men in Carlisle, to break any kind of silence in any kind of circumstance.

Sometimes simply 'ladyboys' (or ladyboys the matinee) can be used to replace proper nouns to spice up a sentence.

History
'Ladyboys the matinee' has developed over time from its humble origins in an episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" in which he utters the sentence: "tell me about the ladyboys".

It stood alone (i.e. as ladyboys), for a year or so before the release of 'Dark of the Matinee' by Franz Ferdinand in which "ladyboys the matinee" was sung as a replacement for the correct wording.

Taking the first sound from a word and sticking a ladyboys on the front of it can achieve an answer without losing its original meaning.

Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.

Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.
Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.

Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.

Scott: Desperate times call for desperate ladyboys the matinees.

Karl: Ladyboys the matinee ?
Scott: Aye, Ladyboys the matinee.

If we took a ronanee,
Took some time to matinee
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