An item that almost got finessed by a fucking elephant at The Ave. Norman "Nick" always out here losing shit and could not find his keys for 8 hours, so everyone else thought the elephant made a move on the nigga's keys, after all, who wouldn't want a 2018 Ford Fusion?
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Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.
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Based on the Kate Hudson movie Skeleton Key, in which an old lady steals her youth, skeleton keying is when you and your friend are both deservedly hungover, and suddenly one friend begins to feel much better, and the other friend much worse. The friend that is feeling better is 'skeleton keying' the other, or stealing their essence.
Alex, a minute ago I was fine, now I can't get off of the floor, and you're suggesting we walk to McDonalds? How are you feeling better, are you skeleton keying me?
by Dirtyytroll May 17, 2018
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However, on the internet, specifically Gelbooru and other hentai picture sites, it's caught on as a meme*. It's used by members who are presumably masturbating to said pictures, and since comments can't be posted with fewer than three to four characters, they just either post "keystrokes" in all caps or many times.
It's used similarly to "fap" in this regard, which is the onomatopoeia for masturbation.
*A meme is a fad almost always exclusive to the internet that very quickly grows insanely popular.
However, on the internet, specifically Gelbooru and other hentai picture sites, it's caught on as a meme*. It's used by members who are presumably masturbating to said pictures, and since comments can't be posted with fewer than three to four characters, they just either post "keystrokes" in all caps or many times.
It's used similarly to "fap" in this regard, which is the onomatopoeia for masturbation.
*A meme is a fad almost always exclusive to the internet that very quickly grows insanely popular.
by InqAlice December 11, 2011
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Get the phone-keys-wallet mug.Q: Man, can you believe how amazingly Adam shreds on the keylele?
A: Yeah dude, he used to be the lead keytarist in that Brooklyn hipster band.
A: Yeah dude, he used to be the lead keytarist in that Brooklyn hipster band.
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