choccy jockey

A man who, in a game of snooker, would not attempt the loose pink, but instead would try the tight brown. Warning: this term is not used in snooker.

Dale is a choccy jockey.

by Ian Chode March 16, 2004

Disc-Jockey

A Disc-Jockey or DJ is usually a 16 to 30 year old male or female who plays various music nonstop in clubs or on the radio, for people to enjoy.

A DJ's generic club setup consists of Lights timed to music, A set of turntables, a soundboard, an amplifier and a set of speakers.

There is no limit on how much or little music technology a DJ can use, but a DJ usually uses turntables or an equivilant peice of technolgy to suit his or her needs.

Disc-Jockey: HOW YOU ALL FEELING TONIGHT?
Speakers: Un-Stt Un-Stt Un-Stt Un-Stt Un-Stt Un-Stt.
Crowd: *Cheers*
Disc-Jockey: NOW THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
Speakers: *Music Gets Louder*

by DJ BioDiesel October 30, 2008

jocks

Opposite of nerd. Nerds can't be jocks and vice versa, since jocks usually have little or no interest in books and nerds have little or no interest in gyms.

-Dude, have you ever saw Erik Everhard face ?
Nah. Who's that ?
He's a male pornstar and he looks like one of them jocks, who are spending years in a gym and not caring about anything except for sex with slutty girls. He probably read only one book in his entire life and that was the one dedicated to proper masturbation techniques. Oh, and maybe the one called "Lowering Your IQ To Zero"

by Alastis April 19, 2006

Cock Jocked

When your feelin' this chick and you spend most of your time together at the party/bar/house, but then some guy buys her a drink/tells a story and steals her interest from you to him. So all your time you just invested into this one girl has been wasted by another guy, or Cock Jocked. Fckin' Sucks.

Sometime in the Fall semester of 05'...My boy Eric got cock jocked by this one guy who tried to steal his girl Emily by buying drinks for her. But the only way to fight him off is play him in his own game and cock jock the girl back. Chillin back at my place Erik said he did not get the girl but we checked her out on facebook and concluded she was mad doodie anyway.

by BluBallz April 30, 2006

Mud jockey

A man who gives it to other men in the butt frequently is a mud jockey.

"Dude Peter you're such a mud jockey."

by Michael23 June 20, 2007

keyboard jockey

a professional coder, hacker, or other tech-savvy individual that uses a computer a lot.

That's joe. He's the keyboard jockey around here. If you need something fixed, he's the man t odo it

by John Henry Adams December 20, 2008

Jocktard

A high school or college "scholar athlete", usually male, who plays football or other high profile sport(s), and is severely deficient in any academic pursuits. Jocktard is conjugated from jock and retard, referring to the popularity of the student and his underlying lack of mental capabilities. These people are usually in special ed or remediation classes, not due to diagnosed handicap, but to insure they are eligible to play. They often have violent tendencies, including threatening death to non-jocktards that are unimpressed by their physical achievements. Noted enemies of hippies, emo kids, and bandies.

Jocktard Cody-(to student) "all i know is u better not come home...u faggot ass bitch."
Sister of student, now ROFL-"all i know is...he summed it up right there.

by saracinis December 27, 2007