Jizz Foot 

The gradual and then sudden deterioration of a person's feet due to incessant submersion in jizz.

The hellish sight of a friend's God-given feet consumed in a morass of the enemies' pud -- Jizz Foot drove many GIs insane long before the illness took its grisly toll on toes and ankles.

Jizz Foot by Adonis Whinny Cole August 20, 2006

Jizz Moper 

A person whom society would judge to have a very bad/undesirable job.
Such as a jizz moper at a peep show
whos job is to keep up boths of semen before the next customer

Everyone in that fast food resturant are jizz mopers

Jizz Moper by mikea111111111 September 28, 2006

jizz finger 

First you must save a large quantity of seminal fluid in a jar. Next you must dip the index and/or middle finger into said jar. Finally finger dat bitch like it's 1999 causing the whore to become impregnated with your child. For 9 months this bitch will be all over your cock piece and afterwards if she wants to leave at least you have a young child to force into slave labor.

"Dude this girl was totally cock teasing me so when I finally hooked up with her I gave her ye olde jizz finger. Now she won't leave me alone cause I'm her baby's daddy. Best part is in 9 months I'll have a slave baby to clean my apartment."

jizz finger by Fusco November 14, 2007

jizz-jazz 

jazz that provides the listener with a massive urge to jizz instantanously

"jizz in my pants"by lonly island is a form of jizz-jazz

jizz-jazz by N8_Da_Gr8_254 June 19, 2009

jizz broccolli 

the difficult art of a male perming his ballfro and ejaculating into a womens mouth. the women then spits the jizz onto the ballfro and gently scrubs it in. the couple then waits until the semen has hardened and proceed to shave the white ballfro, dye it green and eat it for dinner.
CAUTION: after eating this, the jizz broccolli takes years to digest, comparable to swallowing gum.

"Wow, that jizz broccolli i harvested last night was worth the wait!"

jizz broccolli by cumbucket supreme December 21, 2009

jizz can 

it is when a man keeps all of his jizz

a can of jizz!!!!

example "ewww sally whats that in your fridge"

sally " dude its my jizz can!!!!"

"thats fucking nasty"

jizz can by mr.smarterass April 25, 2009

jizz erosion 

A condition affecting the faces of women, generally middle-aged, often with multiple husbands, in which the face of the woman has started to crack/break down/weather away after years of repeated splashing with the jism of the males she so desperately seeks to please (and get money from). Sign of a woman that is past her prime and has been used up by many beforehand.

Dude 1: Damn son, look at the rack on that MILF!
Dude 2: Nice boobjob...but damn check out her face!!!
Dude 1: OH SHIT THAT'S SOME NASTY JIZZ EROSION.
Dude 2: Bitch must be on her fifth or sixth husband by now!

jizz erosion by wizzard739 January 19, 2008