John-ing

The state of going through "the struggle", simply not thriving.

Joe: "Damn bro, I'm straight john-ing right now."
Tina: "I'm sorry your life sucks."

by SpicyChickenSandwich September 24, 2022

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lalla-ing

Ing-form of the Swedish slang word lalla, which means joking

Are you lalla-ing with me?

by LKJA June 4, 2024

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Bro-ing Up

When two men spend lots of time toghether doing manly things in order to find their inner selves. It can also be used an insult to someone who's a very immature bro.

Joey and I were watching Jersey Shore and then talked about it after, just bro-ing up"

God Frank, it was nacho night and you already ate! Bro-up!

by SenseiBLC November 28, 2011

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Bidet-ing

The act of using your mouth as a fountain to clean someone’s asshole

Hey babe, we’re out of toilet paper and I could really use a good bidet-ing right now

by Jack Smashers April 26, 2020

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Number two-ing

Using a frozen turd as a dildo on your partner. (or yourself)

I met this girl, she's into number two-ing, think she's a keeper

by Faecal matters December 4, 2015

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To invite guests to a party either a few minutes before the party is scheduled or a few minutes into the party. The act is often seen as disrespectful by peers who were not invited due to the host Jeremy-ing the party.

It can be used in the past tense as "Jeremy-ed the party" and in the future tense as "will Jeremy the party."

Host: Welcome to the party
Guest 1: Why am I the only one here?
Host: I am going to invite the others in a few minutes
Guest 1: Fam, do not tell me you are Jeremy-ing the party

by RuffBudda January 24, 2022

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