Rassim the hooper

Rassim one of the best players at bball. Everyone likes him, especially noel and apostolhs. They are gay for Rassim

Apostolhs: Rassim so sexy guys omg
Noel: Damn man i want to be like Rassim
Rassim: I'm Rassim the hooper

by @#%% November 20, 2021

Fade or Hoop

Fighting or shooting guns

"I told that nigga we can fade or hoop its wat eva"

by Xavier weaver boimbo May 10, 2022

Take it to the hoop

To conceal contraband in one's rectum.

If you get busted with the rock, take it to the hoop in the squad car.

by milo the unkempt July 26, 2023

The Overthinking Hooper

Not to be confused with a normal basketball player…..The Overthinking Hooper is a male that dedicates the majority of his time to the sport of basketball. He does this in an effort to fill the void once filled by something or someone that is no longer there. He is lonesome and spends countless hours dedicated to the one thing in his life that’s never left, the sport of basketball. As he hoops, his mind can wander and enter a state of decompression or, if he chooses, enter a state of aggression which can be articulated in his play style. The life is somber and he often ponders why his life has formed the way it has. It’s almost as if the sport has transformed into a gateway or sanctuary to avoid one’s fears, shortcomings, or mistakes. There is validation and self acceptance when he cooks an opponent on a step back three, or blocks a shot out of bounds. And as the overthinking hooper progresses in the sport, which includes increasing athleticism, shooting ability, and ball control, he slowly builds confidence and learns to love himself again despite his mistakes or failures. Basketball occupies his time and fixates his mind on the task at hand. Getting buckets. So, next time you see that guy shooting around or doing dribbling drills all alone in the gym, remember…..he just might be walking the path of The Overthinking Hooper. Notable pro overthinking hoopers include Kawhi, Kyrie, or Russell Westbrook.

“Man….every time I’m at the gym that guy is always in there shooting alone working on his game.”
“Yeah he’s going thought it I bet….bro is The Overthinking Hooper.”

by sonderunivrs December 16, 2023

Half Court Hooper

A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)

Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?

Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.

Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper

by saintssintoo January 12, 2025

Let’s Hoop

To want shoot or kill your opponent In a deadly manner . Commonly used by the YN’s and younger youth .

“ Drop addy and let’s hoop then “

by TrapLanguage April 25, 2025

New Jersey Hula Hoop

To have 4 people face away from you, tie 3 straps around your hips and butt(and one more on your pelvis if you do not have a penis) and to rotate your hips as if you were using a hula hoop to anally penetrate the 4 members around you.

note: When in New Jersey, it is more commonly referred to as the Jefferson Hula Hoop.

"Dude, me and the boys last night tried a New Jersey Hula Hoop, it was strange at first but once you get the hang of it it's actually really fun!"

by NJLover81 February 25, 2026