Skip to main content

homo sapien conservatissphincterus

homosapiens conservatissphincterus

A member of the Hominoidea superfamily of primates including apes and homosapiens sapiens. Although clearly human-like in appearance, DNA testing has revealed that the homosapiens conservatissphincterus is more closely related to Homosapiens neanderthalensis.

The homosapiens conservatissphincterus retains many of the Homosapiens neanderthalensis’ behaviorisms and lacks the social development and interaction skills of the more advanced homosapiens sapiens.

Inability to understand complex problems, inability to extend altruistic or sympathetic actions beyond the immediate tribe and the inability to distinguish between reality and fantasy are common characteristics displayed by Homosapiens conservatissphincterus.

Scientists are still trying to figure out how the two species, homosapiens sapiens and homosapiens conservatissphincterus, are able to breed and produce offspring. The rest of us are trying to figure out why.”
The homo sapien conservatissphincterus thinks children should die if their parents can't afford health care or medical bills.
by Father Fettucinne, FSM March 17, 2010
mugGet the homo sapien conservatissphincterus mug.

ultra-homo

an up-and-coming slang word. soon to go global. meaning "gay". it is fun to say and also less offensive to parents and 'gay or homosexual' people.
ex 1)

girl: omg! look at this new bracelet my boyfriend made for me
guy: wow, that kid must be ultra-homo.

ex 2)

guy #1: dude i just got the new zombie videogame.
guy #2: wow bro, thats ultra-homo, but i kinda like it.
by zackarius February 18, 2009
mugGet the ultra-homo mug.

Darth Homo

A gay being of unknown sex with an extremely small dick, or possibly none at all. Apprentice of Jer Jer Binks.
Bob: "hey Mike, what's your favorite movie?"

Mike: "Umm... Black Cawk Down!! <3"

Bob: "ohh mike... your such a homo... a DARTH HOMO"
by jerjer binks January 25, 2010
mugGet the Darth Homo mug.

No Homo

When one says something that expresses homo-erotic needs, and then inadvertently worsens the awkwardness of his/her statement by clearly divulging that he/she was just thinking about them in a homosexual way.
"Let's have sex. No homo."
by Bisexual Faggot Butter September 5, 2011
mugGet the No Homo mug.

homo optional

When a statement has any sort of homosexual context, but you don't want to say the over-used phrase"no homo".
It's going to be harder than you think (homo optional).
by St. Fun March 2, 2009
mugGet the homo optional mug.

homeless balls

(n): The scrotal odor produced by avoiding personal hygiene for a minimum of 72 hours during a heat wave, especially when lacking air conditioning.
"Joe, holy crap, what is that godawful smell?"
"It's just my homeless balls honey. Nothing to worry about, I'm just on vacation and don't want to bathe!"
by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009
mugGet the homeless balls mug.

homo sex haul

a typo but also a youtube video where a person describes all of the recent gay sex they have had.
Did you see Sarah Croce's most recent homo sex haul?
by brooms January 14, 2016
mugGet the homo sex haul mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email