Canadian Handshake

An threateningly unspecified action involving a bag of hockey pucks and a lot of warm gravy.

Tony's been talking shit. I think it's about time we take him out back and give him a Canadian Handshake.

by DontTrustHorseGirls December 11, 2023

Bonobo handshake

; To let off steam by making out and/or sex after being in a argument. Term is taken off some Australian woman's documentary that coined the term about bonobos having sex to settle with disagreements.

"Donnie and Gwen were yelling at each other and then out of nowhere both started a bonobo handshake."

by GreenGargoyle May 23, 2025

Tennessee Handshake

Sitting on your hand until it's numb and then proceeding to using the other one to jerk off with the numb hand.

Jessie said she was too tired last night so I gave myself a Tennessee handshake, it's pretty much the same thing.

by Kinney Olaso August 18, 2024

Kengaroo Handshake

The act of rubbing one's testicles on anothers in a handshaking manner.

dude, that guy is so gay. i bet he loves kengaroo handshakes.

by Steve0004 March 13, 2025

Philly Handshake

Receiving a hand job while in Philadelphia where the woman simply holds on to the shaft of your dick.

I went home with this girl when i was in philly. It sucked all i got was a philly handshake.

by tex spade May 3, 2010

clam bake handshake

Handjob from a Co-ed on the beach.

We were at the beach with a group on spring break, I tried to fuck her but all she would do is give me a clam bake handshake.

by Zetland Zoo April 14, 2018

cypriot handshake

Masseuse that’s willing to go the extra mile, kisses your toes then your forehead following a massage.

Denise gave me a Cypriot Handshake , she kissed my toes then my forehead following a full body massage

by Softy101 September 11, 2021