hair-larious

a pun used to describe something hilarious, which pertains to hair or is hair-related.

girl: "have you seen the professor's comb-over?"

boy: "yeah, it's hair-larious!"

by E. Kavanagh April 8, 2009

hair gordans

cheap shoes that are made to resemble expensive shoes of a well known brand. ( a referance to air jordan)
They are usually characterized by a logo that is similar to but not exactly the same as an actual brand.

Yo, did you see alex's fresh new nikes, they cost $150" "no way man, those are just hair gordans

by getreal55 July 11, 2010

Hair Slap

The act of using one's hand to slap the hair on another's head. Often used when someone has asked you a difficult question that you do not want to answer.

Matt: "Josh, are you ever going to get a job to support your family?"

Josh: "Hair Slap"

by Space Boobies April 22, 2010

Hair poultice

Female genitalia applied to a wound, sore, or body part.

"I went to the doctor about my eye infection."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."

"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."

by Fahrvergnügen74 May 13, 2010

hairdrobe

A new hairstyle or range of hairstyles originating from a new hair cut or color.

I don't know if this outfit will go with my new hairdrobe.

Your hairdrobe doesn't match your face.

by Jojococofunoco December 21, 2010

hair-eola

When a woman's areola ( the area surrounding the nipple) is hairy.

I noticed that Nancy had hair-eolas when she was changing into her drag-queen attire.

My razors get worn down after I shave my hair-eolas.

by craftymeanbastard October 8, 2010

hairberg

The portion of hair that fractures off from the main crop when the receding hairline from each side of the forehead joins together on the centre of the head.

Check out Bobby J's hairberg, he should totally just shave his head Hitman style!

by widdkid January 23, 2011