Shit A German Goose

A phrase that can describe extreme anxiety or shock.

"I just got raped by 5 burly fuckers..."
*Mouth Open* "Shit A German Goose!"

by Young Sween January 25, 2009

The German Snowplow

Any number of bizarre sexual deviations involving animals and feces.

"Todd and I went down to Wal-Mart yesterday to buy a lobster for this bitchin' German Snowplow he and Jai were planning."

by Crayton the Barbarian May 6, 2004

White German Truffle Slide

When one man is having sex with another man and he cum's in his ass, then the guy that is getting fucked in the ass takes a diarrhea shit and runny shit and cum runs out his ass, across his balls and down his penis and into the mouth of the girl sucking his dick.

Girl "OMG i decided to have a 3 way with these 2 guys and pulled a White German Truffle Slide on me and before i know i had shit and cum in my mouth"

by Niguris September 20, 2010

German Helmet Fight

When two erect males smack penis heads together till one person quiets.

When involving more than two people may escalate to German Helmet War

Hey Max, wanna have a German Helmet Fight after wrestling practice today?

by Trozzletron March 11, 2018

German

1. A man named German (pronounced Herman) is a sweet warm alnd loving man. He cares deeply about people and the well being of his family and friends. He works hard at everything he does.

2. He is very carismatic and will alwas grab the attention of a room. He loves to dance and to laugh. He is everyones friend.
3. He is always on!

4. Great kisser!

Wow, German is really on fire tonight. Look at him move!

by sassy6 February 3, 2010

German-American Paradox

The Paradox in which Germans hate Americans, yet try to be just like them.

"Look! Lars is watching MTV and eating McDonald's yet has a bumper sticker that says 'If America is the land of the free, I'd rather be enslaved.' Typical German-American paradox..."

by geekchic1987 May 21, 2008

German Sock

The act which a man fills up a condom with diarrhea and the ties a knot at the end. Then he will use his dick to shove it up a woman's vagina

I just gave your girlfriend a German Sock!

by zsun_44 September 24, 2005