new-born giraffe

This guy that plays pickup basketball who runs and plays out of control...totally uncoordinated and appears as if he will hurt himself or others at any time.

This guy is completely and utterly uncoordinated. He's a total new-born giraffe

by The CT July 25, 2008

gaff

Slang for goth.
Started on Christs Piece (Cambridge UK)

"cheer up goth, oh i mean gaff"

by "adam the hippie" January 17, 2005

retarted giraffe

a word that can describe about anything..a mystical creature like a liger, bigfoot or jewish people discovered in Tiffs house in the bathroom ever since then its wrecked havoc and destruction on man kind with its long tale and retarted ways

"look at her shes such a retarted giraffe.."

"dude i retarted giraffe so hard last night"

by retarted giraffe man October 24, 2008

Gaff

mucous or plegm emitted during sneezing or coughing especially when it is projected on to oneself.

damn, i just gaffed on my arm.

by tim December 16, 2003

Gaffer

Gafferadj. Originated in the time of Tupac and Notorious B.I.G. Is used as a slang insult or a sarcastic compliment. Substitutes for words such as fag,dick,ahole,c*ck head,gerk off ETC. Also can be pronounced as gaffah.

ey yo, you know dat gaffer over on da westside?

by Cal Jones October 23, 2007

graffitisits

A word used to describe people who paint recycle bins in london boroughs.

This is also a very efficient word to use in formal presentations.

Graffitisits tend to create new designs on dumpsters, that are counter productive to recycling.

by London IES April 27, 2007

grafftey

Terminal Prick.

Tend to be found in Buckinghamshire, brothels or pansy acid jazz bands.

"you've wrecked my life, you fucking grafftey."

by greggy greggy greg October 17, 2007