goat show

An event that is boring and/or lacking an attractive female presence.

This party is a goat show.

by Panties May 13, 2005

GOAT

The wrinkly area between the punis and the anus.

S: So.. I've been laying on the coach like a crippled manatee rubbing my goat.
A: Don't you mean your punis?
S: No the wrinkly area below.

A: Wow... that's new to me. Bet you were stroking out loud you sick goat shagger.
S: Whatever... you're missing out on something brah.

by mila_punis April 15, 2015

Fuck a Goat

Just something random to say to break an awkward silence or just to say to make things random

person 1 : whats up?
person 2 : playing video games. you?
Person 1 : nothing much
person 2 : ...fuck a goat

by a dude... uh yeah that dude July 14, 2011

horny goat weed

you take goat poops and dry them and smoke that shit uppp, and it gives you the craziest erection youve ever had!! youll be fuckin cars after you smoke this shit!

my mom smoked this horny goat weed she found in my dresser and she got a boner bigger than mine!

by jamiefaith March 24, 2008

Goat Stump Breaking

It is when you tie a goat to a stump and fuck it to death.

Lee is sick, you know he went Goat Stump Breaking yesterday?

by Hugo-Sticky Tits October 7, 2010

Arabian Goatee

The act of having having anothers genitalia cover ones eyes and having their (unwiped) fanny pressed in a subtle, yet erotic fashion against ones chin. Leaving a brown smudge, or a 'goatee'.


*Note
This is similar in method to Arabian Goggles, but is much more delicous.

Tom gave that ginger boy an Arabian Goatee as a lasting and delicous reminder of one hell of a night.

by Fudgepaker March 16, 2009

Goated on the sticks

Someone who is very talented at fortnite using a controller usually considered the G.O.A.T. or Greatest of all Time on the sticks.

Kyle: Yo did you die to that TTV kid cranking 90s?
Tyler: Yeah that's TTV FixuhL kids goated on the sticks.

by derived squirrel December 5, 2019