goat fucker

any person that is or pretends to be a cowboy.
A person that wears gay tight spandex looking pants and a stupid hat even though you don't live on a farm or own any animals.
Anyone that listens or likes country music and wears those gay multi colored shirts.

"Hey look at that moron in the Wranglers" what a stupid goat fucker!

by Marineassasin13 August 19, 2006

Shaved the Goat

Shaved the Goat
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.

Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .

by Robyso May 25, 2006

goat porn

what strong bad enjoys the most on the internet
See one of the last defs for Strong Bad or the def by author

Strong Bad was watching streaming goat porn again.

by Cesspool April 22, 2003

Goated with the sauce

when your goat is goated with the sexual sauce

quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts down sexual style, Is he goated with the sauce?

by korkmoj_ March 28, 2022

Goat's Vagina

An open cut that generally happens in combat sports which a fighter receives. Usually by an elbow or punch to the head

"That Marvin Eastman one was a goat's vagina" -Joe Rogan

by Pizzagoat July 8, 2010

Goat Fucker

1. Any "country boy" that tucks his jeans into his boots to look cool

2. Any guy/girl that dresses and acts country but only does so for attention or attraction

3. A fake country boy/girl

Austin: "Look at Logan with his pants tucked into his boots!"

Jake: "Yea, that Goat Fucker!"

by DieselMechanic22 November 24, 2013

Throat goat

Someone who give the best Deep throat oral sex. Similar to how Coltons give oral sex a throat goat is on a whole other level

Damn babe you really are the throat goat

by Mop goon August 11, 2020