gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017

Gut Check

Verb: Only performed in a threesome, whilst the tramp is riding ones cock, she sucks the others load into her stomach. She then tells the one being ridden to punch her hard In the gut. At which point she orally ejaculates the previously swallowed load, onto the one being ridden.

Lisa was frustrated with mike and Dave, and decided to perform a gut check the next time they had a threeway.

by Big D johnny layer October 24, 2019

Gut Jumping

When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts

When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts

Gut jumping means you wanna jump them til they feel it in their guts

1st scenario
Bro 1: Dang she looks so fine I'm fixing to jump her Guts

Bro 2: Dang bro you about to do what??

2nd scenario
Her: I'm fixing to Gut jump you if you don't come make out with me...

Him: Oh yes baby come Gut jump me!!!

by whitemamatotator December 24, 2020

Garbage Ass Guts

The indulgence of foods that do not agree with you resulting in flatulence and forceful excrement within a short time frame of consumption.

Hey, be sure your Uncle don't get ANY dairy. You know he got them garbage ass guts.

by anonymous January 2, 2021

gut nuggets

When you have semi firm nuggets of feces in combination with diarrhea. Is often explosive or accompanied by violent and painful gas.

Bro, I'll never take shots of salsa verde again!!! That shit gave me hardcore gut nuggets

by HexVoid January 4, 2021

Beer Gut Putch

An event that happened on 6th of January 2021, where supporters of President Donald Trump got very angry about losing the election and decided to storm the capitol building to pose for pictures. And maybe coup the government.

Y'all wanna have a Beer Gut Putch? Ain't ya angry about the election fraud? Don't ya just wanna run up to Congress to let everyone know how angry we are? You know I talked to my cousin Hayden in the DC police, the'll let us right in!

by David7 January 7, 2021

run thru ya guts

to shoot someone in their guts

stop talking, i will run thru ya guts

by avatarkoi January 14, 2021