a gas

a laugh and a happy things

Chatting with a friend is a gas.

by Jack95131 January 13, 2008

Afghani Gas Mask

A sexual act in which a male gives his partner a tea bag, one testicle in each eye, and proceeds to fart in his partners mouth.

Ronny thought giving his ex-girlfriend an Afghani Gas Mask would be funny...till she died.

by Nicolae Shoryuka November 27, 2007

Pre Shit Ass Gas

extremely stinky flatulence prior to dropping a deuce

Gas before a person defecates

dude i will see you later, your standing down wind in my pre shit ass gas. gotta go drop the deuces

by paintblusher pantie dropper April 11, 2011

Take the gas pipe

Committing suicide by inhaling methane gas from heating pipes or ovens. A more common suicide method in the earlier 20th century. Also used as a way to tell somebody off.

Aunt Angie was so depressed when she found out about Uncle Charlie cheating on her that she took the gas pipe.

You're really getting on my nerves. Why don't you go take the gas pipe?

by Trainwreck708 January 14, 2013

fecal funny gas

A person who opens someone's anus and waits until a fart comes out and inhales it

Man I feel like having some fecal funny gas right now

by Lester the nipple molester July 19, 2017

get off the gas

Another way to say "no way" or "quit playin"

Person 1: Hey I just won $100 on a lottery ticket!

Person 2: Get off the gas.

by Rebekah P January 10, 2008

dirty gas pump

starting off with simple tea-bagging, making sure that her nose is between your ass cheeks, and as she is jacking you off, you fart as much as possible.

I know she wants a dirty gas pump when she insists on paying at the local mexican restaraunt.

by Maxx Casey October 2, 2006