When a person is distracted while shitting and they wipe too early and shit all over their fingers while wiping.
Red was rushing his load so he could be caller #8 for free tickets to Boy George and "Finger Sprayed" his fingers.
by 3$K August 4, 2017
Get the Finger Sprayed mug.The downscaled version of finger guns. Instead of pretending like your fingers are guns, you use stabbing motions with your fingers to recreate the cat of stabbing
by An_Ok_Dumbass October 27, 2017
Get the Finger Knives mug.by Mrs. Suzan Sanders November 17, 2018
Get the Finger knees mug.When you get done taking a nasty deuce and you take the toilet paper to wipe your glory hole and as you are wiping your finger plunges through the toilet paper right into your butthole.
by SRACRacer18 December 13, 2018
Get the Finger Punched My Fart Box mug.The act of putting your hands together back-to-back and sliding into the vagina then tickling the insides. Giving the illusion of a wiggling basket.
He gave me the best f*cking finger basket last night.
I got finger basketed last night.
I’m going to give her a good finger basket tonight.
I got finger basketed last night.
I’m going to give her a good finger basket tonight.
by iloveeden June 26, 2019
Get the Finger Basket mug.The feeling you get when driving after realizing that the guy you just gave the finger will now be sitting alongside you at a very long traffic light or was heading to the same store. First used by Adam Carrolla on his podcast 1/16/2020.
I got a bad case of fingerer's remorse when I realized that the guy to whom I had just enthusiastically flipped the bird for cutting me off in traffic was pulling into the bosses space where I had come to interview for my dream job.
by Meg Nutman January 16, 2020
Get the Fingerer's Remorse mug.A derogatory term used by hetero or closeted Italian men when referring to openly homosexual Italian men. Initially coined in the early 1920s after the sweet soda-like beverage it's named after.
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