French fries

The fucking cheapest and best American food in the world

Bob: Yo bro I’m hungry but poor :(
Jim: go get French fries from McDonald’s
Bob: oh shit I didn’t think about that

by Mamzmzmskksskzp August 22, 2020

French Inquisition

When you insert your penis into a baguette and use it to have sex with your partner.

Nobody expects the French Inquisition!

by B. Brejcha September 6, 2020

French Inquisition

When you insert your penis into a baguette and use it to have sex with your partner.

Nobody expects the French Inquisition!

by B. Brejcha September 6, 2020

french internet

bad internet connection

"ugh i keep lagging"

"that's because you're french and you have french internet''

"no it's because your server is hosted on a potato"

by ihatekristyitsnotmyname September 9, 2020

French Corndog

When you wrap your member in a crepe or pancake and your partner eats it off.

My girlfriend wanted breakfast in bed so I gave her a French Corndog.

by Mediumwell October 6, 2020

french personality

A nice way of stating that someone is a sex-addict

I wouldn't say that Louis is a full-blow sex-addict, he just enjoys exploring his French personality after a few bottles of red wine.

by frenchTranslator October 15, 2020

french date

A mutually agreed upon meetup between two individuals, in which one party believes the meetup is happening for the purpose of possibly leading to some kind of Romantic relationship and/or sex, while simultaneously the other party due to avoidable or unavoidable miscommunication believes the meetup is more akin to "hanging out." This kind of date is considered a "French" one because "hanging out" is usually what people from France mean when they say "go on a date." "French date" can also refer to two friends just "hanging out" alone. However, the definition is especially relevant when only one party believes it is a traditional date.

"Yo." Jonathan said. "How was your date with the hot French chick you met a few days ago?"
"It was a French date." I replied.

"You French kissed?" Jonathan asked.

"No." I replied "She doesn't speak English well and she thought I was asking her to 'just hang out' when I said 'wanna go on a date?' and she has no interest in having a relationship with anyone."

by carpediem3541 October 13, 2017