fresh water whales

Fresh water whales can't play basketball in water or land.

by john dogood December 01, 2014

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Fresh Out The Jet

Adj.(1) An expression used to express the awesomeness of something

(2)a feeling of flyness

(3) a dope song on all digital streaming platforms

(1)Inferno Williams: "Holy fuck balls Jet, have you seen Eon's new sneakers?"

Jet: "Yeah, they dope fam!!! Fresh out the Jet!!!"

(2)Guy With New Haircut: "My new haircut got me feeling Fresh Out The Jet"

by Bounce Theory September 19, 2019

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fresh fallen snow

Pure ; free from dirt or filth. Fresh and clean like a virgin.

She was pure as the fresh fallen snow!

by Pajama_Mama October 21, 2015

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Hello fresh wound

A self inflicted burn or scalding injury caused by someone who can't cook attempting to do so whilst following the instructions of an online meal kit

What happened to you Bert, you've Burns all up your arms?

Its nothing. Just a Hello Fresh Wound

by Berty777 May 27, 2022

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fresh off the stick

When a woman announces her pregnancy to everyone she knows immediately after finding out she is pregnant, usually by taking an in-home pregnancy test (which involves peeing on a stick).

"Did you hear that Tim got Lucy knocked up?"
"No, how far along is she?"
"She's fresh off the stick. She just took a test this afternoon."

by Mutton Congress August 04, 2014

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