Friday Night Funkin'

a euphemism for "you're adopted"

person 1: beep boop da da skido beep
person 2: son you are friday night funkin'

by DoodleBaldiBFB February 27, 2022

Funky Monke Friday

yeah its friday and its funky with the monkes les go

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS FUNKY MONKE FRIDAY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by The_HMan May 28, 2021

3 sock friday

When a guy takes off the Friday before Christmas vacation, while the old bag is at work, he walks around the house naked but only wears 3 socks. 2 on his feet and 1 on his meat.

Randy asked his wife to pick up an extra bottle of Downy for 3 sock friday.

by Baby sock December 19, 2013

kiss homie friday

every friday you get to kiss yo homie on da lips without saying no homo

kiss me
na dat gay
no it aint gay cuz its KISS HOMIE FRIDAYYYYY

by thebiggesttoilet January 22, 2021

Friday night treat

A tasty food item or other indulgence one wouldn't indulge in every day, arbitrarily reserved for consumption/enjoyment on Friday night.

I got a nice truffle assortment for Valentine's Day which I'm making next week's Friday night treat!

by Albin Pahernik May 1, 2005

slap ass friday

in high school where every friday all the guys in the school slap all the girls' asses. pretty much self explanitory.

sharika: heeeeey devonte! you know its slap ass friday right?? aren't you gonna do somethin' to me?

devonte: *slap's sharika's ass* mmmm. sorry baby. i forgot!

by dictionarylady October 20, 2008

fresh gear friday

Always wear your freshest (newest/tightest/most gangster/pimpest/gear that pulls the most bitches) gear on friday because nobody gives a flying fuck what you wear saturday night.

Dude, isn't my pink polo fresh?

Yeah, but not as fresh as this walmart thermal i'm rocking for my fresh gear friday!

by Snug G. Fresh December 13, 2004