When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.
Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!
Person 2: That sucks!
by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022
Get the Slippery Wet Floormug. The state of a junkie who’s beginning. To experience withdrawal symptoms, usually associated with heroin, while an associate attempts to secure another fix for the afflicted individual.
by KinleyTyne December 8, 2021
Get the On the floormug. by 7568ino November 6, 2023
Get the Blood on the Dance Floormug. When a couple is dancing, and the female reaches for the ground. Causing her butt to push against the male with more force than usual, then the male stumbles backwards.
by LeQuan Treadwell February 2, 2014
Get the choppin the floormug. When one passes out drunk on the floor after a heavy session of drinking. Typically they will give out wisdom when asked "floor fox of wisdom, what is your wisdom?" before passing out
by Violet Kitsune August 18, 2023
Get the floor foxmug. by benholfeld October 13, 2022
Get the Nth Floormug. - Where is Derek? I went to his office but didn't see him.
- Have you looked in a corner or under his desk? He's known as a bit of a floor whore.
- Have you looked in a corner or under his desk? He's known as a bit of a floor whore.
by ohnojan September 9, 2022
Get the floor whoremug.