a flat emo

a cutting board

"hey what do you call a flat emo?"
"a cutting board"

by fvrgbthnrgfbdxbd June 4, 2022

No time flat

To appear somewhere very quickly.

Will be at the park in no time flat.

by Toa Pohatu March 26, 2017

huck to flat

Jumping or dropping to flat with a hard landing. Normally it’s a big jump or drop and your suspension bottoms out.

That huck to flat hurt my ankle.

by fysvio[jkhk September 4, 2020

Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks

That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.

by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020

silver dollar flat top

A flat top haircut in which a bald spot resides on top.

“That old man has a silver dollar flat top”

by Teitorbig February 5, 2021

I'm Flat

I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.

"I came in to today long Euros and short Google, now I'm flat on both".

by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022

C-Flat

An experimental short film by award winning designer/director Jim Minton. Inspired by a Dadaist poem from the early 1900's. Surreal poetry made visible.

That surreal C-Flat movie blew my mind.

by jiminton June 10, 2007