Filling the sausage

Filling the sausage is when someone takes a fat shit in a condom then uses it as a dildo to cum too.

Mom what the fuck I’m filling the sausage get out

by Sausage filler123456789 February 20, 2024

feeling that sweet crimp

The act of penetrating a dolphin's blowhole to feel the squeeze around ones penis

Jack was feeling that sweet crimp last night when he fucked the dolphin at the water park

by Kuntphlap March 4, 2024

Felping

When you purposefully drown yourself for sexual pleasure

I was felping for so long I passed out and my girlfriend found me drowning

by Mr Dawg12 March 6, 2024

Filling the Tank

When two guys super glue the tips of their penises together and one guy ejaculates into the other man's urethra.

Tom: Do you think Bob likes guys?
Alex: I don't know, but I heard he was filling the tank last night.

by MagentaMan March 15, 2024

felqing

the practise of lengthening your chode in subzero temperatures, thus generating frosbite. Frosbite jelqing. Felqing.

Relax man, im just felqing .

by RaviTheRealMan March 18, 2024

Felqing

To defecate oneself and use the excrement as lubrication when masturbating. Typically used by males

“You wanna go munting bro?”
“Nah bruh I’m felqing right now!”

by TheOfficialPaulRevere April 2, 2024

Feeling My Goats

Feeling a sense of pride / feeling good about something you have done, only to realize you were being delusional about what you did.

Melinda: I 100% I was top three, I was feeling my goats and then I heard all of that and I'm like. Fuck you all fucking four of you.

by Chilli Tortellini April 6, 2024