A word used by teenagers, or by your fellow teenage friends who cannot, for the life of them, use a word that actually makes them sound smarter then a second grader. Also a slang term for sucking. If you ever give someone a chance to say the word fail to you, kill yourself. Or redeem yourself by giving them a good shot to the nose.
You: DAMMIT! I just can't seem to get this guitar riff right!
Friend who plays Guitar Hero, and expects that since he can play the same song your trying to learn on expert, meaning he has no life, you should be able to too: FAIL!
You: *Kills Self* OR *Punches friend in the nose*
Other acts to ensure they never utter such horrible slang ever again also acceptable
*Only excusable use of this word is when an "emo" starts talking about MCR... or any form of emo music. Also acceptable when describing rap*
Friend who plays Guitar Hero, and expects that since he can play the same song your trying to learn on expert, meaning he has no life, you should be able to too: FAIL!
You: *Kills Self* OR *Punches friend in the nose*
Other acts to ensure they never utter such horrible slang ever again also acceptable
*Only excusable use of this word is when an "emo" starts talking about MCR... or any form of emo music. Also acceptable when describing rap*
by Les Paul Man April 7, 2009
Get the Fail mug.Something said to someone who has made a bad joke or has done something so retarded that the fail at life.
by Corwad November 8, 2007
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a word used to say that someone has screwed up at something they were trying to accomplish. like if someone trys to do a trick shot in pole but misses the pocket and hits the cue ball off the table. they have failed, but should not be used in situations where someones well-being or feelings are put on the line. also should NOT be used as a come back unless the person insulting you did NOT use a good insult in the first place. like "YOU"RE A....a....a.....YOU"RE AN ASSHOLE" you just say "And you're a failure....at life." then turn and walk away. in no way should the word fail be your best or favorite word to use in any situation.
1.a person trys to be funny by calling you a name and no one laughs. you:"And you sir, just failed like a captain."
2 this is what not to do. a person crashes on their bike. you:"FAIL!!" that is a no no.
3.someone swings a bat and the bat goes flying. you:"well...that was an awesome fail."
2 this is what not to do. a person crashes on their bike. you:"FAIL!!" that is a no no.
3.someone swings a bat and the bat goes flying. you:"well...that was an awesome fail."
by The I Man1111 February 20, 2010
Get the fail mug.Kate: I walked into my door this morning, then into my roommate. Went to class, slipped on the ice, tripped getting off the bus. Got lunch and my pop exploded.
Jer: *glare*
Kate: I know, I know, fail!...
Jer: I wasn't going to say that...
Kate: What then?
Jer: LIFE FAIL!
Jer: *glare*
Kate: I know, I know, fail!...
Jer: I wasn't going to say that...
Kate: What then?
Jer: LIFE FAIL!
by GrafixPenguin87 January 29, 2009
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2) Arrangement of Fails in order of least to greatest.
2) Arrangement of Fails in order of least to greatest.
by UnlikeCylinder May 26, 2009
Get the Fail Scale mug.An overly exaggerated frown made in response to anything particularly stupid seen anywhere, be it an action, a behavior, the weather, some music, etc.
Anybody employing a fail frown must be aware that they must, to the best of their abilities, follow the guiding scientific principle principle-every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
Anybody employing a fail frown must be aware that they must, to the best of their abilities, follow the guiding scientific principle principle-every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
This actually happened to me, so please, read it in order to contextualize this compound word. In essence, it was a message about corporate buzzwords and euphemisms I had sent to a friend.
-I talked to a woman this morning who is the owner of a cafe. She told me she used to be a paraprofessional, which is basically a glorified teacher´s assistant. She likened the euphemism to a custodian being named a "custodial manager." We both made a "fail frown" after she had finished explaining it to me.
-I talked to a woman this morning who is the owner of a cafe. She told me she used to be a paraprofessional, which is basically a glorified teacher´s assistant. She likened the euphemism to a custodian being named a "custodial manager." We both made a "fail frown" after she had finished explaining it to me.
by legal pwn August 19, 2009
Get the fail frown mug.The Fail Zone is the seemingly magical one-in-a-million glitch that brings you to a part of the level that is not supposed to exist or simply was not noticed by the programmers. Fail Zones exist primarily in skate/snowboard genre games but in rare cases have showed up in adventure/RPG/fighting games. You can identify a Fail Zone by A)Constant falling of your character in a boundary-less black/white location B)Free roaming of your character in a small confined black/white box. To fix a Fail Zone you must restart your level or in extreme cases restart your system.
Noobish gamer:"Dude I was like playing Tony Hawks pro-skater 3 and I bailed from a grind and then I like went through the floor and just kept falling!!! What do I do????"
Me:"Well, my noobish fool, you have entered what we call a Fail Zone the only solution for it is to restart your level or your game entirely. But since that might be too difficult for you to understand, I suggest you pick up your console and trow it straight up in the then stand right under the impact location.
Me:"Well, my noobish fool, you have entered what we call a Fail Zone the only solution for it is to restart your level or your game entirely. But since that might be too difficult for you to understand, I suggest you pick up your console and trow it straight up in the then stand right under the impact location.
by utaljx285 December 19, 2009
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