Trench diving

When you accidentally fall into an open trench, potentially hurting or embarrassing yourself.

"I hope Darren is okay, I just saw him trench diving out the front of the office"

by thetrenchman January 29, 2024

duvet diving

The act of going under the covers to perform oral sex on your partner.

Alex is going to go duvet diving tonight!!

by anonymous November 23, 2023

duvet diving

The act of performing oral sex on your partner whilst you are under the duvet covers.

Alex is going duvet diving tonight

by anonymous November 23, 2023

Dutch Diving

The act of diving into ones septic tank (usually your crush), mouth wide open to make sure you capture whatever waste of your choosing. This includes; period blood, shit, piss, and semen.

I’m going Dutch Diving with my friends later today, going for mainly the shit.

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

curb diving

Being blind drunk and stumbling on the curb.

John,”How did you bust your lip/ lose your tooth?” Chip “I went curb diving after I left the pub.”

by Prof Paradox March 29, 2024

Slovenian diving board

The act of pouring moldy milk on someone’s chest so it trickles down and the chunks drip of the penis.

Connor:“I gave paul a Slovenian diving board!”
Fred:”yo no way me too!”

by PaulieDonaldson April 8, 2024

dirty divine

when you suck dick so hard your eyes pop out your head and you excrete so much your ass starts to bleed wilst your mother wears a strap on and smokes your asshole

Gimme a second my mother said she wanted to give me a dirty divine.

by kniggers April 29, 2024