Deuce Bigalow

1.When one drinks two cups of Bigalow tea, using two tea bags.
2.When one throws two teabags at you.
3. When two dudes teabag a hoe.
"Why Percival, I think we ought to teabag that lovely bird over yonder."
"Why Thaddeus, I do think you are correct."
"I think this calls for the fabled Deuce Bigalow"

"This betta not take all day, I gotta meet my parole offica in 2 hours"
by Intertubes9000 March 15, 2020
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flash deuce

The action of taking a dump within the time frame of 1-2 min.
before we go i gotta take a quick flash deuce.
by zaivon July 01, 2010
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Dime Deuce

When two ugly people have a baby that has somehow amazingly through a miracle

Have an extremely pretty baby
Damn, I saw her parents, she's a dime deuce
by Slickins January 02, 2018
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dirty deuce

A person who absoluteley smells like onions, after a long day of work of doing nothing on the job.
Damn bro you are a dirty deuce you stinky piece of shit.
by lebron42069 November 13, 2023
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county deuce

When someone gives you a very short cigarette with less than 2 puffs left before you hit the filter.
"Yo, Ryssa, Lemme have your county deuce!"
"Damn. For real? Here."
by The_Jolly_Green_Giant March 02, 2020
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Rub-A-Deuce

When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.
Nick proceeded to Rub-A-Deuce after a long night of gaming with his buddies.
by DirtyDickNBalls May 02, 2016
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Panamanian Jungle Deuce

When a really black guy takes a pipe clogging shit at home.
My boy took a Panamanian Jungle Deuce at my crib the other day...
by TheTruff_IsReel July 12, 2018
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