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Lonely Hitler Day

A day where you have no plans and all friends/family are busy and the only thing on TV that is mildly interesting are specials about Hitler. Which are on all day...
I had nothing to do yesterday, and the ballgame wasn't on until late. So I had a Lonely Hitler Day again. Irs like Hitler is my only friend...
by awesome oh May 18, 2009
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National slap a teacher day

National slap a teacher day! The day you get to slap the shit out of ur least fav teacher
by Maddison inwood November 28, 2019
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Back to the Future Day

Celebrated each November 5th, Back to the Future Day is our opportunity to recognize Doc Brown's discovery of the Flux Capacitor, the device that makes time travel possible. Back to the Future Day is celebrated by wishing everyone a Happy Back to the Future Day, and updating your social media networks statuses accordingly.

On November 5th, 1955, Dr. Emmet Lathrop Brown (Doc Brown to his friends), was attempting to hang a clock in his bathroom. As he reached over, he lost his footing , slipped from the toilet that he was standing on, and struck his head against the side of the sink.

Unconscious, Doc had a vision. And that vision was that of a Flux Capacitor — the device that makes time travel possible.

Requiring 1.21 gigawatts of electrical power and to be moving at a speed of 88 mph (142 km/h) the Flux Capacitor allows one to move forward or backwards in time.

Dr. Emmet Brown, on this day in history, we salute you, and remember your red letter date in the history of science!
Back to the Future Day: The Origin Story
Dr. Emmett Brown: Then tell me, "Future Boy", who's President in the United States in 1985?
Marty McFly: Ronald Reagan.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Ronald Reagan? The actor? Then who's VICE-President? Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady!
Marty McFly: Whoa! Wait! Doc!
Dr. Emmett Brown: And Jack Benny is Secretary of the Treasury.
Marty McFly: Doc, you gotta listen to me.
Dr. Emmett Brown: I've had enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, Future Boy!
Marty McFly: No, wait! Doc. Doc. The-the-the bruise - the bruise on your head. I know how that happened! You told me the whole story. You were standing on your toilet, and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your head on the sink. And that's when you came up with the idea for the Flux Capacitor... Which... is what makes time travel possible....
by malarky2020 November 5, 2009
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national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is

January 1 to December 31, I don't give a fuck about what national day it is, so fuck off.
Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”

Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off
by HairyMeatball April 11, 2019
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senior cut day

A day when high school seniors cut school together.

Seniors have the choice of doing whatever they want during Senior Cut Day.
-sleep in
-go to amusement park
-go down the shore
-go to gf/bf house
-party
-video games
A successful senior cut day occurs when at least half of the class is absent for one day.

note: this may induce senioritis
LC: sup son? whatchu doin tommorrow?
Glen: im goin to six flags, it's senior cut day!
Dan: you mean we can stay home from school?
Glen: yeah, our entire class is Cutting School.
by g-diggity September 1, 2008
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cake day

when a redditor has a cake symbol next to their username, it is your honor to wish them a “happy cake day” bc it is their reddit birthday. aka anniversary of the creation of their reddit account.
COMMENT THREAD:
AMAL44269<cake symbol>: this is a repost. you’re dumb

<comment reply to amal44269>
BOOTYHAVER420: Cake me the FUCK up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy cake day hAppy CaKe DaY 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 cAKEdaY right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy cake day.
by idtst November 7, 2018
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National Troll Day

In honor of Eduard Khil, we followers shall celebrate his death, June 4th, in memory of his beloved piece of art in the name of trolling. We hope he has a wonderful time trolling in heaven and messing with the gods. Love, your fellow trolls.
Hey, lets go troll some people on June 4th in memory of Mr. Trololo! It's National Troll Day everyone!
by Dave Trollinsky December 18, 2012
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